RECEIPT H
So this lady walks into a grocery store and orders a bunch of stuff, the unsuspecting cashier had no idea what was in store for him. After the purchase the lady walked back to her car and made a bomb using the materials, which is why her choices were so specific, she needed free range eggs because of their easy to break shells. She took the eggs and out orange juice in one and Instant Coffee Gold in the other. she built the case for them out of macaroni and wrapped it in Wrapping paper, the butter was used to keep the coffee grinds moist and she put it all in her cars engine to heat up. Um, then it exploded or something, or failed.


RECEIPT O
What we all thought was the crazy old cat lady buying what looked like incredible amounts of cat food and milk and cat litter was not at all what we thought. In fact she was stocking up for the Cat-pocolypse, in which the cats would one day rule the world, she bought coconuts because of the hard shell, it was impenetrable by cats. as for the hairspray she was gonna use that to freeze the cats when they come at her. and then collect them into garbage bags.