Reciept Stories

Reciept O

#1 The New Innovative Clothing Design

There is a struggling designer who is trying to make it big in the fashion industry, but he had no new ideas at that time for him to elaborate on. While staring at the wall blankly, nothing came to mind, but then his stomach grumbled. A grumbling stomach means that he must cook food, so he looked at a recipe book and randomly flipped to a page, the most wonderful page in the world. There was an ad in the magazine of salted wavy crisps. What an idea, why not make a piece of clothing with the use of crisps? Man on man, its unique design and its texture gave him a lot of ideas and from that one wavy crisp came more ideas and it all came rushing into this finished design. Garbage bags, hairspray, dry cat food, cat litter, milk, cigarettes, candy and crème, and berry syrup are the ingredients that made this one garment possible. Its beautiful design and flow made it a success. He uses ideas that are out of this world, hairspray to hold it all together and cigarettes for decoration purposes and dry cat food for the meticulous detailing. What a design from this now famous designer. Bravo!

#2: A group of adolescents try to capture or trick a dog into their trap. So they split into two groups and decided to brainstorm ideas that would lure the dog. The first idea is to lay down dry cat food so that the dog would think that there is a cat nearby so it would follow the trail and when the dog comes to the end of the trail, there is cat litter, another indication of a cat’s presence. In disguise, there is berry syrup underneath so that the dog would get stuck and a coconut wall so that it would not get away. Then there is a garbage bag cat at the other end to taunt the dog.
The other group came up with the idea that they would disguise a bunch of wavy crisps as cats so that the dog would follow its trail. They used cigarettes as the whiskers and candy and crème as the ears. Then they put down a puddle of milk so the dog will slip and using the extra strength hairspray, it would freeze the dog and capture it.

Reciept K

#1 The angry ex-girlfriend

The girlfriend is angry and disappointed that the boyfriend cheated on him. This makes him her ex-boyfriend. She wanted to get back at him through more fashionable ways. She decided to put together something that would help her say what she had to say about her ex. In a milk & juice jug, she filled it with brown beans, telling him he farts too much, sardines and fish stew – saying that he should be like the fish, die and get it over with, some cheese and some meat so that when he gets this package, he will regret it. Then there are aspects of him that are sweet so that she put in some chocolate items and then mashed them altogether. After that she put postage stamps on the jug with a monkey boy like toy to get back at her ex. That’s something that he’s going to remember for the rest of his life.

#2 What on earth can get rid of this smell? Man oh man, does it smell...someone told me that to get rid of this smell, you would have to add to the smell so that it would counteract so that the smell would go away. So they showered with the smelliest items ever. Fish stew, well that stew was a little off, brown beans to cover the smell. Gouda cheese, wow, rotting cheese is the most effective way to get this smell off, man, might as well put it into a jug so that there isn't that much work so every imaginable like sausage, sardines, meatloaf, a monkeyboy, etc. was in this jug and to top it off, some chocolate sprinkles and some chocolate croissants. They've even put stamps to try and peel away the smell. In the end, it did not work out and the friend realized that he was being pranked!